Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

Source: Vogue Nippon, Misc

Does anyone remember those ridiculous chia pet commercials from way back when? I wanted one so bad. Now I just want my hair to grow like that so I can have a huge obnoxious braid.

Too bad 1.) my hair refuses to grow at any pace faster than glacial and 2.) I don't know how to braid my own hair.

Oops.